I’ve said before and I’ll say it again, I’m by no means a beauty expert, I just like to write about it in my spare time. But still, I feel like as a blogger there’s a certain level of skill I should have that I just don’t have down at all, which is equally hilarious and frustrating at the same time. Hilarious because errr LOL you should see some of my attempts. So awful.
Anyway, here are the beauty tricks I just cannot for the life of me do. Which yes is probably down to practice but also NOPE can’t be arsed doing a full face if I’m not leaving the house, just in the name of ‘practice’. Nu-uh. And if I’m leaving the house you can bet your sweet ass I’m already 45 minutes late and do NOT have time for new and/or advanced techniques.
I’m sure I’m not alone in this. I just can’t for the life of me get them even, nor do I care about practicing either. I have hooded eyes so it’s really rare I decide to do eyeliner cause half the time you just can’t bloody see it. Annoying but also I get 20 minutes extra in bed so who’s the real winner eh???
I’ve dabbled with colour correction a bit, but every time I give it a go I just end up with the opposite effect I want… my red spot is suddenly green and then I try and correct that with some skin coloured concealer and rub off the green corrector in the process and then it’s just back to square one except I’m all flustered. If anybody has this down please teach me your ways. PLEASE.
It’s not that I can’t line my lips, because um HI it’s the easiest thing since eating a whole pizza at once, I just forget. ALWAYS. I’ll have done my face, be admiring my contour. Now lipstick time, straight in with the red… and ooooooh shit, forgot the liner. And then repeat same routine every time wearing lipstick ever ever ever. FFS.
I’m all about the smooth life. Literally there is no better feeling than crawling into bed with smooth AF legs but if you think body moisturising is on my radar you are WRONG. Nope. Apart from once in a blue moon when I decide to treat myself (and then have all the regrets because EW legs stuck to pjs) I just cannot be arsed. At all.
If I’m in for the day, I’m in for the day. I am NOT finding the time to practice applying fake eyelashes for nobody to see. Which means that whenever I do decide to apply them I’m completely shit, and end up flustered and hot and stressed and having a temper tantrum on the floor. Which tbh is the only acceptable way to deal with eyelash issues, but so far hasn’t helped at y’know, actually improving my skills to the point I leave the house wearing them. Oops.
Which beauty tricks can’t you do? And what are your tips for nailing the ones above? Help a gurl out, these tantrums are getting v tedious.
P.s – That picture has absolutely nothing to do with the post but I literally just got off a plane so lets just roll with it yeah?